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Like millionaire jokes?

An old multimillionaire knew his time was near and he wanted to something for his 3 sons now instead of them inheriting after he was gone. Asking son #1 what he would want the most, #1 answered " I love summer, beaches, palm trees, surfing and lovely bikini clad women." So dad bought him his own private tropical island. Son #2 said " I love winter sports, sking, ice fishing, sledding and sitting in front of a warm fire at a posh resort." So dad bought him his own private snow capped mountain. Son #3, who was a little slow, said " I have always dreamed of having my own complete Mickey Mouse outfit, but you would never get me one. Can I have one now?' So dad bought him the entire Detroit Lions football team ^^^ Forgive me Lions and fans. Actually anything can be subsistuted for the team. Forgiven? ^^^.

Public Comments

1. que?
2. i have a joke what is a rich air answer:millionaire!
3. lol
4. i don't get it?!?!?!?!! =(
5. lmao thats funny :)
6. COOL i got a few q: why did the foot ball couch go to the bank? a: to get his quarter back! q: why was the lettuce so embarrassed? a: he opened the fridge and saw salad dressing! q: what do u call an elaphant in a phone booth? a: stuck q:whats black white and red all over? a: my brother stabbing a penguin!